I hate my father so much I asfnsfdlvdfv.

nanalew:

It is not a wonderful life at all!
booksandquills:

You just never address them. Oh the advantages of being Dutch. 
This reminds me of when I went to Bruges with Sarah. After we just met the hostess of our Bed & Breakfast Sarah turned to me and asked: “Do you remember her name?”
And I realized I hadn’t even paid attention when she said her name. I never considered that I would have to actually use her name. 
Side note: I love it when Americans do the ‘hey, I’m gonna try to mention your name as many times as possible in every conversation’ thing. It surprises me every time, but for some reason I really like it. 
Why THG fans look forward to Catching Fire
Fans who haven't read the books: GJHGF can't wait to see what happens next
Cinna fans: OMG I WANT TO SEE THE DRESSES
Major book fans: I wonder if they'll stick to the original plot
Other fans: I wonder what the arena will look like.
Me: Let. Me. See. Finnick Odair.
satan: let there be youtube advertisements

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd)

midnightsnitch:

“Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.”